With the world breaking apart at the seams, in addition to the over saturation of social media and blogs, I figured there is no better time to release my first blog on this website. First of all, thank you for checking out the site. My goal is to make this a hub for everything in my world. I will not push an agenda upon you or subtly slide in some severely questionable views in hopes to taint your conscious into believing that any of this matters. I’m on my own out here. I’m a comedian who makes my money holding microphones in front of people that have more money than me. I’m not lost in the rat race, yet I’m racing the shit out of these rats. I’m in a world of celebrity, faux connection, self doubt, rejection, and social confusion. Through these blogs I hope to navigate this landscape and shine some light on figuring it all out. I want to discuss issues that get me going while sharing with you the often surreal life experiences that make me who I am. I have a diverse background which includes working on capitol hill, fighting for the homeless, saving animals, and running a celebrity filled variety show surrounded by every vice one could imagine. This perspective may or may not appeal to you. Either way, I promise, it will be worth a glance. The state of the hair and teeth is strong.
I finished emceeing a gig in Nashville and headed straight for the airport. A massive storm, causing flash flood conditions, moved in turning the sky apocalyptically gray, leaving soft motorists pulled over with blinking hazards, as the brave blindly trucked on. I pulled up to the terminal and traded driving duties with a coworker who […]
Whether you voted for Donald Trump or not, he’s now the president of all… blah blah you know the rest. The day after the inauguration, millions of women and a peppering of men took to the streets in a global display for women’s rights and presidential discontent. The very same day, Donald Trump made a […]
Well we have our two nominees for president. I think there has never been an election that had two candidates that reflect the times better than Clinton and Trump. We have an establishment candidate on the democratic side who led us through a “coronation” of sorts. And we have a reality star, drawing endless parallels […]